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Lord
Call-U-Jackass
Don't
they read the ads? What kind of reaction are they expecting
when you write to someone who describes herself as "evil"
and "sarcastic" with this sappy mush?
Cindy:
Me thinks this one is the FRUIT LOOPIEST responses.... even
out-schmucks the Lone Lion.... Whatta sap, whatta maroon!
What
would I see if I was to look into your eyes? WOuld I see a
angel soul, with a passion that can cure the dying love? Could
I see forever wihtin you & never once be afraid of what
I should happen to see?
Lorina:
If you looked into my eyes... REALLY looked into them... you'd
see a lots of red squiggly lines. I really spend too much
time staring at a computer.
If
I was to look within your heart what would I see? Would I
see all the years of your life & the happyness within
it..Or would I see the tinge of a devil waiting to touch my
soul & forever take me into your arms?
Cindy:
If he looked into your heart he would see the soul of a slightly
bitchy, semi-intolerant evil person who detests half-baked
romantic schmucks....either that, or an icy cold lump of black
coal.... that's what in my heart.... just like the witch in
Snow White... Evil, dammit.... pure evil is what he would
find!
Untill
our words & souls meet again I shall await you.. Until
then...
Lorina:
I don't think so, Lord Call-U-Jackass. I dub thee... Sir Sappy-Mail
of Dingleberry.
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