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Funhouse
Fun
Why,
oh, why do they have to talk about them! Those candelit dinners,
beaches and moonlight make me ill. Especially here... it's
like it was added as a "chicks will dig this" kind
of afterthought.
Cindy:
Baby Sis...You are Sooooo FUSSY!!
You gotta use your imagination... Too bad you aren't into this
stuff...we have all the components for a great 3 way...
First,
he can take you & me to Yesterday's in Dallas for that
"candlelight" dinner...which is cool - 'cause it's
all furnished in antiques...we can take turns eating with
this sap while we check out the antiques and try to steal
something as a sovenir...and no one will notice 'cause it's
nice & dark...
2nd...He
can take us both to see "Blair Witch"...of course,
he'll have to get the tickets at a booted up price from a
scalper 'cause the flick's been sold out since coming to our
sorry-ass area...then again, this should be no prob, cause
he's anticipating a 3 way...that's worth the price of a movie
ticket or two...
3rd...Here's
the Beauty part...talk about killing 2 birds w/ one stone...We
go out to the lak, which has a beach...there...we can down
a bottle or two of fine wine...THEN... We can drive over to
the old Amusement Park (which is on the lake) - which has
been closed for about 20 years, but we can explain that there
must be some sort of power failure or something...
Sooooooooooooooooooo....
we leave him there and tell him we're going to report this
power outage...Having seen a good flick, munched and gotten
a slight buzz...we split and go out and do the town - then
call it a night!!
Last,
but not least, this fellow can walk around the lake until
he gets back to the highway (hey, he didn't specify that he
wanted to walk around the lake WITH someone) and is hopefully,
hitchhike home...Romance, companionship & adventure...
Geez...that sounds almost as much fun as seeing an earless
goat @ Clark County Fair!
Lorina:
The only great three way I want is a lightbulb. Every
time I buy those darn things, the 50 watt part blows out in
a week, leaving me with just a two way bulb. Ticks me off!
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