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Here's a guy who wrote me twice. I never responded to him, but apparently, he was kinda emotionally involved with my life... just from seeing my picture. Crazzzy!

(Ed. Note: I had mentioned, in the ad he is responding to, that I like driving fast.)

Date: Sun, 1 Aug 1999
Subject: I want to let you know my dreams about you
In response to: Wit and Sarcasm Out The Wazoo

Hi precious, you are really, really beautiful. Sure you have a lot messages; why not, if you are the most pretty garden's flower. Thanks for smile is a pleasureto contemplate you. The time what i have is 24 Hrs. a day 7 days a week. Can i say something about your fast drive. It's better loss one minute in the life, what the life in one minute, we know what you are good driver, so take care yourself, we don't have nobady else. I don't want to be a dislike to you, i'm sorry, but i can't close my eyes if i have the photography in my front. Good bye my ice cream.

Lorina: Huh!?! "Good bye my ICE CREAM????"

Date: Fri, 13 Aug 1999
Subject: My New Message
In response to: Wit and Sarcasm Out The Wazoo

Hi precious, i'm here again. I want to know how are you because i miss you and i want to say too thanks for yours smile is a pleasure contemplate it. I hope soon let of dream for you, tell me if you have a big heart i want to spend my life loving that special someone. This is my adress _____@____.net i'm sorry for put it. Good bye my illusion.

Fritz: Broken English is sooo cute!

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