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Don't
read these letters on a full stomach... They're sure to make
you wanna barf!
Don't
get me wrong... I love romance, but I'm realistic about it.
I know that true sentiment and emotion takes time to develop,
and, furthermore, these guys who talk endlessly their romantic
walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and cuddles in front
of a fire aren't "hopeless romantics." They're just
HOPELESS!
I'm
Very Very Nice - Broken English and sappy sentiment.
How could you go wrong?!
The
Lone Lion of Beautiful Princeton - The next Mahir?
Must See WTP!
Voyager
of Love - Oh, joy... more of this poetry nonsense!
Weird
Romance - Defending all the sappy meaningless catch
phrases.
Call
U Jackass - Another guy with visions of knights and
damsels.
The
Eye Is The Window - Somebody's gotta stop telling
guys that "all chicks dig poetry."
Cabin
In The Woods - Don't a lot of horror movies start
off like this?
Icky
Sticky Goo - A cutesy forwarded message gets bashed
by the Cynical Sisters.
Sir
Lame-A-Lot
- Always read before you write!
Renaissance
Fair-y - Thou turn'st my stomach.
Funhouse
Fun - Romance, companionship & adventure... and
an earless goat.
Ice
Cream Man
- Just a wee bit too interested in my life, don't ya think?
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