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Sir Lame-A-Lot

Perhaps out of context, this doesn't seem as relevant, but in my ad, I had stressed that "I don't fall for sappy, meaningless catch phrases, like long walks along the beach and dinners by candlelight." Come on, guys. If you're going to respond to an ad, READ IT first!

Date: Sun, 19 Sap 1999 19:36:33 -0700
Subject: *smile*
In response to: In Three Easy Steps

Well your ad does sound nice....and I am looking for new friends (and maybe more? (s) :) As for me... I am 35...5ft 10... 175lbs... very short brown hair and hazel eyes. I am very much a romantic and enjoy walks on the beach...candlelit dinners....long drives to nowhere... (you get the picture) :) I would love to make some new friends to enjoy life with, go out and play.....etc :).

I really hope to hear from you if your interested :)

Lorina: How many frickin' times to I have to say I don't like this mushy garbage before these jackasses get the hint!!!

Fritz: BAH! This guy is lamer than lame, he's lame squared! He's Sir Lame-A-Lot! If he was an airline, he be Lame Air! This guy is a friggin hoser!

I am very much a romantic and enjoy walks on the beach...candlelit dinners....long drives to nowhere... (you get the picture)

We get that you didn't really read her ad, did you?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!

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