Sir
Lame-A-Lot
Perhaps
out of context, this doesn't seem as relevant, but in my
ad, I had stressed that "I don't fall for sappy, meaningless
catch phrases, like long walks along the beach and dinners
by candlelight." Come on, guys. If you're going to
respond to an ad, READ IT first!
Lorina:
How many frickin' times to I have to say I don't like
this mushy garbage before these jackasses get the hint!!!
Fritz:
BAH! This guy is lamer than lame, he's lame squared! He's
Sir Lame-A-Lot! If he was an airline, he be Lame Air! This
guy is a friggin hoser!
I
am very much a romantic and enjoy walks on the beach...candlelit
dinners....long drives to nowhere... (you get the picture)
We
get that you didn't really read her ad, did you?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!
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