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I'm Very Very Nice

This is one of those e-mails that just makes me snicker each and every time I read it.

From: mostafa@______.com
Date: Mon, 13 Sep 1999 3:18:12 -0700
In response to: In Three Easy Steps

hi who r u

u r very very very very very nice

iwont to be firend plz

agian ur very nice

Lorina: Mostafa... Isn't this one of Dr Evil's henchmen? The guy who made the cryogenic freezing chamber, and caused Mr. Bigglesworth to go bald... then was burned, and shot?

hi who r u

Fritz: <snicker snicker>

u r very very very very very nice

Fritz: Boy do you have him fooled.

iwont to be firend plz

agian ur very nice

Fritz: Sucker.

Not much I can say about this guy. Broken English is so cute. "Him es so 'im qute, Iwont to pinch hes cheecks"

Please Note: This, and any instance where we poke fun at broken English, is not meant to convey any ill will or racism. We are merely making fun of the absurdity of starting a relationship with someone whose language you don't understand. For all we know, this guy could be born and raised in New Jersey... I've seen just as much "broken English" and bad grammar and spelling from Americans as anyone else.

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