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This fella suffered from what we call "premature e-mail-uation" - aka - hitting send before your done writing. It's very common condition, nothing to be ashamed of... it happens to everyone, but he's still pretty weird.

Ahem. I said I didn't like sappy meaningless catch phrases, dude.

Date: Sat, 2 Oct 1999 9:42:10 -0700
Subject: your ad
In response to: In Three Easy Steps

You have a warm & most captivating smile. It rivals the sun in radiance...

How do you feel about long talks about life?
Saturday at a museum?
International films?
Cider & Potato skins?

Lorina: Potato skins? What's romantic about potato skins? I love 'em, but... is that any way for a hopeless romantic to woo a girl? I think he has some pretty weird ideas about romance.

Date: Sat, 2 Oct 1999 9:47:05 -0700
Subject: your ad
In response to: In Three Easy Steps

I hit send too soon.

I am a hopeless romantic. If I sound sappy, it's only because bad people have abused good words...

 

Lorina: Next, on Fox... when GOOD WORDS go bad!

Whatamoron. It's not "bad people" who've abused the words, it's hopeless morons who don't realize that sappy stuff is only romantic when you already LOVE someone - once you know each other and have a history of some sort. Until then, it's just blowing sunshine up your ass, or someone in love with the IDEA of being in love.


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