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Miner
69-er
The
really sick thing is that I got mail from this guy more than
once, each expressing the desire to "69," but not
exactly the same way. So he's not copy and pasting.... Even
scarier.
Lorina:
"would
love to meet and 69 with you.. really no joke.. :)" I'd
rather if it WERE a joke! And... "burry his head deep
inside her wetness?" Like a lion tamer sticks his head
in a lion's mouth??? There is just soo much wrong with this
guy.... Then there's the picture.
Cindy:
What a dick wad...not only is he very unattractive, he is
the perfect example of "less is more"....hell, no
one needs a good shaggin' more than me, but I am not going
to introduce myself w/that as a starter....
I
can't believe he gave his penis circumference....for crissakes,
why didn't he just scan it and add it to his web site!
What
a sick pup!
Jen:
You know, my first thought upon hearing "to burry [nice
sp!] my head in your wetness" was that sounds like a
birth image, some big fat face emerging from some screaming
woman's innards. Not a sexy image.
And
if this guy has a 2" diameter c_ck, I'd be surprised.
Look at how FRIGGING SKINNY he is. Esp in that photo where
he's sitting down. The other photo made me think, hey, he's
not SO bad...until I saw the karate one where he resembles
Hitler with that moustache. If he were smart, he'd ditch the
second photo. Tres unflattering.
You
know, I think you ought to write a response back like:
"Glug
mumph uhnnng aannng mmng..."
And
see if he gets it. You know, it's hard to write emails/chat
online when someone's c_ck is stuck down your throat.
Wouldn't
it be fun if people in real life did that? Before they met
you, they just told you their most erotic fantasies or told
you all the ways they wanted to fuck you? Granted, it could
be gross, depending on the person, but what an ego boost.
"Hi
Mr. Mailman...god, I'd love to wrap my legs around your head
and have you ride me til next Tuesday. Thanks for the package!"
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