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Sex
in a Porno Theatre
This
is really a little too pathetic to really be considered a
"scary" e-mail -- it's just so frickin' ridiculous!
But it is a little frightening that there's guys out there
that think this would turn a woman on.
Jen:
Another horndog, not quite at the level of porn writing just
yet. Is it really credible to believe that some attractive
blonde just happened to be wandering around a porno theater??
Honestly??
But
the reason I'm passing this on is because dear god, the ending
is hysterical. After they all jerk off, they go out for TAKE
OUT???????????????????????
Lorina:
Bwahahahahah! I don't know which is most unbelievable - that
there would be so many people *at* the all-night porno theatre,
that there'd be not one, but TWO attractive blondes (you and
the mystery woman), or that the guy would actually KISS YOUR
FACE after all those guys spooged on ya!
"We
cleaned up and went and got take-out."
Poor
guy ran out of steam there, didn't he. I think he'll have
to learn how to end a story a little less abruptly before
he makes it in the porn world.

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