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Subway
Stalker
Now
I'm sure this guy's intentions were harmless enough, but I
don't find subways even remotely romantic, and there's something
more than a little icky about someone talking about my sexiness
right off the bat. Just sets off red flags to me.
Lorina:
There's just something a little creepy about his one...
hi,
i'm 26 also. i think there is something very sexy about you
The
picture on this ad was me sitting on a picnic table under
a tree. If this guy can find sexuality in THAT picture, he
is truly depraved. Or deprived. Or both.
can't
put my finger on it yet but i will when we meet.
And
if you do, I'll slap you silly! Keep your finger off me, you
weirdo!
i
am charming 6'
six
foot what? tall? wide?deep? long? measured diagonally like
a monitor or tv set? or do you HAVE six feet? And just what
makes his six feet charming?
intelligent
Yet
somehow can't figure out how to use a "shift" key
and capitalize a few letters! Is this ee cummings?
and
besides that,cute.
My,
that's descriptive.
why
should we meet? i could try to romance you through email but
why waste your time.
"i
would much rather waste your time in person."
i
am exciting, i love spur of the moment activities. could you
handle me
Yeah,
I bet he wants me to handle him!!!
scooping
you up into my arms as a train in the subway is about to arrive
and begin to kiss you as the doors open, me walking us into
the train, still holding and kissing you and not putting you
down for like 2 minutes in front of everyone?
This
is just bad. Do other people on a subway REALLY deserve to
see a spectacle like that? all they want to do is get where
the frig they want to go, not see this guy sucking face. Besides,
SUBWAY??? How romantic. I like to keep my eyes open when in
a subway. Don't want to step on a wad of gum... or a rat...
or a homeless person... or a murder victem... or smudge the
chalk outlines...
sounds
crazy,
you
can say that again!!!
but
also once in a lifetime also.
Is
the 2nd also needed?
If
this is something that this guy would like to do, why should
it be "once in a lifetime?" Unless, of course, he
plans on killing me afterwards. Then it would be once and
only once.
take
a chance, meet me. i like driving fast also, possibly we could
ride upstate on a sunday or something.
What
am I? A collie? "Hey Lori, wanna go for a ride???"
Then he speeds down the highway with me sticking my face out
the window with my tongue hanging out.
i
eagerly await your response.
Don't
hold your breath.... On second thought. Hold it. Keep holding
it til I write to you.
sergio
;)
Valenti???
What about Jordache? Or Bon Jour?
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