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I
Live Near Phil
Yeah...
nothing like painting a REALLY pretty picture of yourself!
This guy must be in marketing... Ahem. If you act like a sorry-assed
loser, no one will want to be around you.
Lorina:
It's
one thing to BE a sorry-assed loser with no friends, but that
doesn't mean you have to SOUND like one. "I'm new to
the area and want to meet new people" sounds a boatload
more upbeat and interesting than "I haven't left my house
in a month."
I
guess it's safe to say he's not a political spin doctor or
in marketing.
Fritz:
This guy is a dink.
I
have been living in the Phil area now for over a month
He
lives in the area near some guy named Phil. That narrows it
down a bit, thanks.
and
I do not know a sinlge person yet here. I moved here because
this iswhere the job brought me.
You
know Phil! Ask Phil what there is to do in your town...I bet
he could fix you up with some women who are just as dull and
lifeless as you are.
I
am a proffessional guy
"I
get paid because I have testicles."
with
a good job and I am sick of sitting around talking to myself
all the time.
So
stand up and talk to yourself...ya lazy bum. Better yet, walk
around town and talk to yourself...you are bound to meet *interesting*
people that way.
So
I thought I would give this a shot. I have not even got out
since I moved here last month. I guess it is either because
I do not know where to go or I have no one to go with.
"I'm
afraid of the outside world, meeting new people, and all that
nasty sunlight causes wrinkles."
The
others thatI saw looked corny so I thought I would try you
and see if I heard anything back. Anyhow I am 28 yrs old and,
grad degree and very athletic (spend every day after work
at gym killing time). I thought maybe we could e-mail/chat/
or maybe I could even by you a drink and we could talk some
time.
I
hope to hear from you ...
Huh?
Oh sorry...I drifted off to sleep there for a second...what
were you saying?
Paul
I
am not good at writing stuff... I talk much better..
I
hope you aren't this dull in person, maybe that's why Phil
won't take you anywhere! This guy is about as interesting
as my left knee.
smooches,
Fritz
and his Left Knee
ps
I guess, in this guys defense, I should say that my left knee
is pretty damn cool. It pops alot and I can make my knee cap
slide WAAAAAAAAAY over to the side of my leg.
I'm
a sideshow freak!
"Come
see the Amazing Gimp-Boy! Watch as he moves his patella around
and around! Listen and marvel at he pops and creaks!"
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