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Schmookiepuss
Well,
this fella didn't really say "too much" but what
he did was alllll wrrooong!!!! Married, and a really lame
email address! But we're so much ALIKE! ::rolling eyes::
Lorina:
The Top Five Reasons I Won't
Respond
5) He's old, and doesn't even say how old.
4) His website is crappy.
3) His artwork looks like mine from when I was 12.
2) He's married, with a portrait of his wife on his site.
And the number one reason I won't respond to this e-mail...
1) Schmookiepuss. 'Nuff said.
Jonn:
Hey now... I LIKED Cookie Puss.... ya know, the ice cream
cake creature (holy alliteration, Batman!)
Lorina:
But this is Schmookiepuss with a "Schm".... and
it's his dog's name. I may call my cat Sheba Deeba Doo, but
I'd never ask a man to use that as his e-mail address!
And
thanks, Jonn... now I'm thinking about Carvel Ice Cream Cakes
with the crunchy cookie crumblies in it. And I have to go
for groceries.
How
about the "To a Whale of a Girl" Cake? What girl
wouldn't get an eating disorder after getting THAT for her
birthday??
Jen:
Don't
remind me... I'm still having nightmares.
Jonn:
ya know... e-mailing you and Jen like this is the coolest
three-way I've ever been involved with in my life... *lmao*
Lorina:
Oh, cuz you've been involved in soooo many?
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