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Sleepless in Connecticut

I think you can file this one under "Then why didn't you just take a new picture, you wanker?" Cross-referenced under "Too much detail," See also, "Needs medication for sleep disorder."

Date: Tue, 21 Sep 1999 8:39:37 -0700
Subject: One
In response to: A Nice Little Evil Person

Hi, I'm 5'8" 150 lbs. 25 y.o. blue/green eyes and just started working down here. I live in CT and am bored in my hotel room, I hate sleeping alone. I like to party, (nothing hardcore). I would like meet someone b/w the ages of 18-29 who wants to have a friend and a lover. I love studying karate (okinowan go-ju-ryu), want to go skydiving again soon (I went once 4 years ago), I like to watch Movies (going out or staying in) and going to the beach. I placed an ad with my pic today and it should be online tomorrow, ad title is "New in town" from Essington pa. Since the picture was taken last October, I stopped shaving my head (now its about 2-3 inches long, dark brown-black hair, I comb it all forward and put a little gel in it), lost the gaotee for a mustache, have had my teeth bleached and only wear my glasses at work. Bye Dan

Cindy: God...I wonder if these guys realize how stupid they sound... Ya just don't brag about having your teeth bleached or explain, in detail, how you style your hair and give product detail... Or, even more stupid... post a picture, describe how much you have changed.... duh??!???! Glad this dip didn't scan a pic of his ultrasound as a baby and go from there.

Again, it seem that these dips just can't follow instructions... Why do they bother replying to the ad when absolutely nothing applies to themselves... I am beginning to think there are a whole bunch of retards out there... When Mr. Lonely in CT. describes himself as bored in his hotel room... And another one of those things that goes unsaid, he wants sex ("I don't like to sleep alone"....did I hear a "waaa!"), big frickin' baby....but perhaps it is because I am a jaded bitter shrew, but I DON'T WANT A LOVER! Nope, not at all, not the least bit. Lover...ecky-ecky-ewwwww. I just hate that term. I wanna bud that I dig, that digs me and likes to do some of the same stuff I like to do some of the time and likes a good shaggin' now and then...enuf said. It is just one of those things that you expect in a person....and it makes you wonder why they feel compelled to spell this out so blatantly!

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