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Seven Years in Tibet

Man-o-man.... Does this guy have a lot of excess baggage or what? Sometimes reading response to personal ads feels more like you're listening to people on a psychiatrist's couch.

Date: Mon, 4 Oct 1999 23:54:09 -0700
Subject: h
In response to: In Three Easy Steps

I love adventure...I want to travel the world someday...ending up staying in Tibet in my golden years...I love the sound falling through the air...the sudden swooshes as they pass by my ear...I love to open my eyes and look at the window to the rising sun...I believe in God...I am going to soon be an uncle...I love to watch little children playing in the park...and then look up and see a father playing with his little boy...I want to be a father some day...I want to raise up my children with love and respect...I like to go down to the Mississippi river and close my eyes and feel the passing birds swoop down from above and skim the surface of the for food...Before I die...whenever that may be...tomorrow...next week....52 years from now...I want to accomplish a few things...I want to be a millionare before I am 25...coincindentally is coming true..thanks to a car wreck last year that I have to live with MIGRAINES for the rest of my life that never go away...then I want to be president...running for at office at the age of 35...and not having any political background...then i want to run 2 consecutive terms...I want to retire from that....then I want to spend my Golden Years traveling the globe... Austrailia...Africa...Japan...China...Russia...England...Bosnia...then Ending my years in Tibet...Tibet to me is a very spiritual place...and that is where I want to spend my last days left on this earth...I am going to Heaven...even though I am the anywhere close to being perfect... Jesus dies on the cross for my sins...so that I would not have to go to Hell...I am having a lot of problems right now...going through a settlement and a lawsuit...Brain damage...Chronic Migrains and pain...which I have resorted to smoking marijuana for the pain...and that is after I had 3 doctors...2 therapists...2 psychiatrists...and numerous other people tell me it was okay...I love my mom and dad with ALL of my heart...they have stuck by my side through every bit of this and more...I was suppose to get married last April to a girl I had been with for over a year...IT DIDNT WORK OUT!!! sorry...Had to get that out of my head...Anyway...I work for the stock market during the day for a company called EarningsWhispers.com... I have my own domain on the enternet...TheInfamous_____.com... I am searching for that special lady that I will fall in love with and get married to and have a family with...and grow old and die together...I want children to raise...to teach them the wrongs in my life and why it is important for them not to do some of the things I did...I have no regrets in life...yes it would be nice to just go back and change things...but where would I be now if I could do that...I probably wouldnt be e-mailing someone I had never met before...In a place I probably wouldnt be...I LOVE MY LIFE...even though I have a lot of pain because of this world I know that someday I will have no pain at all...ooh yeah...my second job...I am a bartender/D.J./bouncer at a topless bar...okay that is out...hee hee hee...Lets see what else...well let me put it this way...if you are reading this right now then you must be interested so please email me back so we can get to know eachother better....................Sam

Note: This had a link to his personals ad, with a picture of him slouching on a couch. I have deleted his website URL... the some of the links he had were way too disturbing and the last thing I need is an angry psycho on my hands.

Cindy: This guy brings new meaning to the terms D.G. - damaged goods...he is obviously high writing this talking about the wind & the birds, the sun & the stars...I thought I was trippin' reading this...then his numerous references on DEATH...his tale of Brain Damage, which explains the fact that he WANTS TO BREED...not to mention his obvious bitterness about his old babe, his love of JESUS...(no, I did not say Cheese Whiz...that would make sense) and his wanting to meet someone to GROW OLD AND DIE with... And then, feeling like you must be interested because you kept reading this sorry ass letter...(Hell, it's like a car accident...you don't want to look, you HAVE to...) Finally, his great "career" in a topless bar...(I especially liked the "he-he-he"....scary...) DG...DG....DG!!!

Lorina: Cheez Whiz. Yeah, I could understand loving that, especially when "under the influence." Wanting someone to grow old and die with... no comprende, amigo. I just want someone I can be silly and immature with.

Fritz: Doesn't this guy realize that the only things in Tibet are snow, monks, and yaks? What the hell is a stoner loser with bad posture like him going to do in Tibet? It's too cold to grow weed there Cheech.

<sarcasm>I'm sure he wasn't smoking shit BEFORE his accident and I bet he was REALLY upset when the doctors told him it was ok. </sarcasm> Whatabunchabullshit. Do I look like your parole officer, Sam? You don't need to lie to me, I know the truth. You hairless ape.

It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I saw his domain name, I might have snarfed it all over my monitor! TheInfamous<namedeleted>?! Why is his domain name theinfamous<namedeleted>.com but his name is Sam? This is just reason #212 why this guy is full of crap.

Lorina: I loved your comments on Cheech! Did you check out his website? It's worth it for the amusement factor... more slouching pics on his couch, with a lovely view of his crotch, and the link to "friends" is dead - a file 404. How... ironic.

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