So! Whats the deal ?

I have wrote numerous emails to you to no avail. Are you for real? Is that really you? Are you just some virtual figment of my imagination? I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!!! I HAVE A WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR!!! Is this thing on????!!!!!

What am I looking for ? A response!!! A pulse!!! I LIKE writing but it doesn't fullfill my passionate side. I need a response.

PLEASE tell me I'm not your type or whatever but say something!! Obviously I haven't found a partner in crime yet or I would be out doing some living instead of typing on a frickin computer at 5:57 PM on a frick'n Friday!!

Tell me so I can rest in peace in this vast wonderland of bits and bytes!!! You'd think I could get a frickn' date without having to resort to this kind of modern day communication !! What would I be doing if I had a great girl? What is a great girl to me??

Well a great girl to me is someone that shows me what life is like through her yes and I can really understand her without FAKING IT!!

I'm not looking for a fasination wondergirl. Don't get me wrong I LOVE being infatuated !!!ITS wonderful!!! But does it last ?

I don't have all the answers thats why I WANT to be in a relationship...So that I can relate!!! Lets rediscover the world together!!!

Lets paint, learn to play the violin, work with pottery, make candles watch mindless television and laugh!!! Lets get out of the house and take a walk in the park and feed the ducks, go on a picnic, visit, friends make fun of each other, kiss, bring our own popcorn to the movies...

What do I look like : 6'2" 190lbs (good looking ??? that's for you do decide...I already saw your picture. Do you think I would be writing some ugly person?

OK...I can not believe you haven't found any one yet (Honestly...(yes I can be honest:)))
I"M GLAD!!!! :))

So how about it PLEASE ????? At least talk to me ....throw me a frick'n bone here!! :)))))

Your lost potential!!
-Alan