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Holding a Lot of Gall

A genius... a true genius. Could he have spelled any more words incorrectly?? I should have just filtered all responses with the title of hello into one folder... they're all oddballs, and not in a good way...

Date: Sun, 15 Aug 1999 23:13:09 -0700
Subject: hello
In response to: Wit and Sarcasm Out The Wazoo

Wow I can see that u hold a lot gall. Well lets see, u r nice fram what i read and u looking for that right person Well perhaps u had recieved many emails, but I think i believe in meeting couse if we share thoughts we maid become great partnes. Ill sent u my pic after u reply

Cindy: I just can't figure it out...

Wow I can see that u hold a lot gall.

Is he saying you have a lot of gall?? Or what? What are you holding? What is he holding, or grasping, beating? Wuh the fuh is this guy trying to say?

Wel lets see, u r nice fram what i read

Does he mean U have a nice frame?

and u looking for that right person

More Tarzan-speak.... key word PERSON... personality required...

Well perhaps u had recieved many emails,

How could he forget???
I before E, except after C
or when sounds like an A
as in neighbor or weigh....

but I think i believe in meeting couse if we share thoughts we maid become great partnes.

Very hard to translate, but I think he wants to meet you at the golf course & is hoping you and his maid will share a very large pair of panties...Or he had intercourse w/ his maid in his pantry??? I don't know?!?

Ill sent u my pic after u reply

You will become ill if he sends you a pic...

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