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Wuh Duh Fuh?!

Just try to figure out just "wuh the fuh" these people are talking about. A lot of it is in what we have called "Tarzan Speak." Me Tarzan, you Jane. Ungawa. Some of it is just inopportune typos, but a lot of it just shows a lack of either the ability to write a coherent sentence or proofreading.

And before you get on MY case about a typo here or there, there's a BIG difference between a typo and blatant stupidity. I'm not slapping anyone's knuckles with a ruler, no one is being forced to sit in the corner with a dunce hat on, I'm just pointing out some goofy mistakes.

To Much Time - Another guy who didn't pay attention.

Hangover - Woo-Doggy! Nothing like those drunken e-mails!

Jewish Gay - Another from the first night of e-mails... a real CLASSIC!

The Humble Beginnings - The first email forwarded by Lori to the J Crew

Time Lapse - Yeah, I'd say four months between e-mails is a bit long.

Fun With Spellcheck - But at least he has all his fingers and teeth!

Stereotypes Are Wrong! - Don't believe what your parents told you

The No Punctuation Man - I dare you to read it all in one breath!

Touched Inside - I don't know if I WANT to know what this guy wants.

King Tut - I think he wants to fly me to Egypt???

A Hipper Doofus - Too much caffine makes you hipper

The Mimbo - Well, at least he was good-looking, BUT...

Holding a Lot of Gall - Cindy tries her best to translate

WeedTwo - Some good advice - don't inhale while reading the personals.

Sri Lanka Tourism - An offer from literally halfway around the world.

 

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