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Jewish
Gay
Ok...
A typo is forgivable. Everyone does them. But when an e-mail
is littered with spelling mistakes, it doesn't exactly make
you want to write them back. And if those typos and spelling
errors end up being funny... you get the Jewish Gay.
Lorina:
This one was almost too easy...
Jonn:
you're right - you could have at least made this somewhat
difficult... How can I possibly compare to this shining knight
of love?? *sigh*
HI
MY NAME IS JOE AND I AM FROM CHESNUT H-ILL PHILY
Jonn:
did the guy just hiccup there, have gas, or sumthin'?? "Chestnut
H-ill.. geez, excuse me...had baked beans earlier..."...
no need to even touch on the PHILY bit... and the SCREAMING
ABOUT EVERYTHING
I
AM 6'2" 29 YR OLD SHORT BLACK HAIR BR EYES JEWISH GAY175
LB
Jonn:
is he a GAY 175 pounds, or just 175 pounds...?? big difference,
you realize....
I
WOULD LIKE VERY MACH TO TO TO YOU
Jonn:
Hey!! It's Max Headroom!!!! TO TO TO TOTALLY LAME!! By the
way, on first glance, I thought that said "I would very
much (I'm sorry... MACH) like to do you by email..... which
would have been at least interesting.... lots of foreplay
there... especially with a gay guy...*l*
BY
E-MAIL I ALMOST DOING THE SAME JOB YOU DO I AM AN AUTO CAD
DESIGN
Jonn:
wait a sec... the guy is a design??? Lori, do you realize
that you are actually receiving email from a DRONE?? "I
am the LAMEASS 2000... I have been designed to send all females
lame emails (nice rhyme there..) while screaming at the top
of my lungs...."
I
AM ORIGIANLY FROM ISRAEL LIVING HERE ALREADY 7 YR
Jonn:
apparently has NOT studied the language for that long though....
SO
PLEASE IF YOU WONT TO E-MAIL
Jonn:
WON'T would actually be a pretty apt term there, actually....
ME
BACK AT _____@___.COM THIS IS MY WORK ADDRESS OR AT HOME WICH
WOULD BE BETER
Jonn:
here's the H and the T that I removed earlier from his email...
thought you might want them back...
EVEN
BECAUSE OVER AT HOME I HAVE MY PIC SO I WILL BE ABALE TO SEND
IT
Jonn:
a bale of hay???
TO
YOU SO _____@___.COM SO SEE YOU LATER BYE AND HAVE A GOOD
DAY.
Jonn:
"I LIKE TO SPEEK IN RUN ON SENTNENCES
BECUZ PUNCTIATION IS OVRATED SO THATS WHY YOU EMAIL ME _____@___.COM
SO OK EMAIL ME SOON SO HAVE A GOOD DAY _____@___.COM SO IN
CASE I DIDN'T MENTION _____@___.COM LATER SO LONG AND GOOD
BYE AND HAVE ANICE DAY BYE."
THE
END
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