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King Tut

Some people have said I'm cruel for making fun of these "poor sincere men who write serious e-mails" to me. Right... How the hell am I supposed to take a guy who NEVER met me and wants to fly me to EGYPT seriously?

From: nourshehap@_______.com
Date: Fri, 30 Jul 1999 11:19:31 -0700
Subject: Ilook for you also
In response to: Wit and Sarcasm Out The Wazoo

Now i wonder you so when i read message yours which express all my thinks in my mind Realy i;am here for your rsquest i want you To be with me here in cairo ,EG. thus i send You as you want why am i write to you i think if you like to know me more i'll be ready to send you the costs to bring here I want you be serious in your talking and as You did as sorry i forget to know you by my self i'am egyptian man work in the field of medicine and my profissional is chemist so I've a part-time to be good friends not for fun only but all our wishs in the life.now We hope to start.

THANKS

Lorina: I really can't understand much of what Kind Tut here is talking about, but I think he wants to fly me to Egypt??? Sure, send me the costs to go to Cairo... Make it a check payable to C-A-S-H...

Fritz: As for our friend the Pharaoh...I have no damn clue what the hell he just said. What is "profissional"? Does that have something to do with nuclear power? If somethings are PROfissional, I guess other things would confissional. "Forgive me father, for I have split an atom."

Well it was funny in my head...somewhere between my head and my keyboard, it lost it's humor.

Lorina: Jesus, Fritz! I'm still shaking from laughing at that one. Our programmer here at work must think I've flipped my lid! (He's not wrong.) Thanks man... now I've got a serious case of the giggles.

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