The
Mimbo
Mimbo...
you know, male bimbo. Here's some background info on this
one... This dude Chris wrote to Call
Me Miss Kensington, and sent a link to his ad. It didn't
give much information, but he was rather good-looking, so
(being vain & shallow), I responded.... Here's excerpts
from the exchanges, starting with his second email.
Ok,
so he's not exactly bright... but I sent the picture below,
alongwith a couple others.... I can understand the concern,
because not only was my picture on the ad blatantly and admittedly
FAKE (It was my head on Elizabeth Hurley's body), I know people
kinda stretch the truth a bit. No one thinks they're ugly
or stupid.
Next
e-mail from him...
Alrighty...I'm
beginning to see here why this person was so easily tricked
before, but I was also getting amused at this point, so I
wrote him back saying that I'm the brunette in all the pictures,
and also that I thought it was funny that he thought Jen and
I looked alike.
His
response...
Uh....yeah.
Well, by now I knew I wasn't dealing with the sharpest toolin
the shed, and in fact, this guy really was a tool. But, like
a cat playing with a mouse, I asked him to tell me more about
himself... and said I have a website that will tell him more
about me.
Ok...So,
just for the hell of it, I sent him to Head
Out On The Highway. I figured that should really freak
him out.
By
now, the amusement factor had worn off... I couldn't see myself
with a guy who can't get a conversation going. I think I wrote
him back again, but just a super quicky email using the old
"I'm busy" line. This was the last message I got
from him.(sniff!) I'm so heartbroken!
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