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Fun
With Spellcheck
You
can tell a lot about a person from his e-mail address or handle.
Take Lagerbeerman... PLEASE take him. Not that there's anything
wrong with a few brews every now and then, but I think he
should put the beer down...
tell
me i fit yours?
Lorina: Oh, come now, lagerbeerman, you say later you want
honesty!
first
my stats i'm 5'-8"tall blond hair,blue eyes,all my teeth,and
fingers.im 30 years old.
Lorina: The "all my teeth and fingers" thing was
funny til I read more of his e-mail and realized he PROBABLY
WASN'T JOKING!
Fritz: Everytime...and I do
mean EVERYTIME I read one of these responses, I feel so much
smarter! It doesn't matter how dumb I feel that day, if I
read one of these morons' letters...I feel like Albert Freakin'
Einstein!
HEY!
I don't have all my teeth! Does that mean this guy has a better
chance with you than me? Damnit, this guy is gonna score!
(ok,
if you must know...I had 2 teeth pulled when I got braces.)
Lorina: <Butthead Voice> I see you had teeth pulled
when you got braces.... I had teeth pulled when I got braces,
too.</Butthead Voice>
I
had 4 pulled.... but I still have them... in a little box.
I was going to make a necklace out of them. And I still have
4 impacted wisdom teeth that should come out soon. Oh, Joy!
Fritz: We're such dorks.
my
intert are football,hokey,
Lorina: You put your left foot in, you put your left foot
out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about.
baseball
GO METS,and auto racing.i am not the most romatic or (*the
best speller).
Lorina: Capital D - Capital U - Capital M - Capital B -
Capital ASS! If you KNOW you can't spell, why not run it through
spell check? Although this is sooo friggen bad, it probably
wouldn't help. Couldn't he at least tried to spell things
phonetically??
i
like to do things spondtaistly.i also have a short attion
spand which is why the shows i watch are only 30mins. long.
Lorina: Oh, this makes him sooo appealing! Can you say Attention
Deficit Disorder?
(married
whith childern,that 70s show,south park,and the simpsons).i
been told i'm more witty then funny i dont think so i'm more
funny. love carlin.and most all music expect rap,county,and
big band,classic.
Lorina: Nothing like diversity! I like all kinds, except
this, and this, and this, and this, and this...
i
also love mountian dew i drink 2 20oz. bottles in morning.
Lorina: I'm giving up Dew today.... That's a helluva lot
of beverage for the morning. I bet he pees a lot.
hate
coffee, the taste it smells good one more thing my hobby paying
with my gas powered r/c car.
Lorina: What?! That really sweetens the deal! A guy with
no attention span, can't spell, isn't romantic, AND plays
with toy cars! I wanna have his baby!!!
thats
its hope i didnt bore you
Lorina: NOPE! Too busy laughing to be bored!
let
me know if you like or dislike read and be 100% honest i believe
in honesty.
Lorina: Trust me, you're rather not know.
MORE
HUMOR! I ran this whole thing through spell check... and changed
the words... I didn't always use the first choice, but still....
tell
me i fit yours? first my stats i'm 5'-8"tall blond
hair,blue eyes,all my teeth,and fingers. imp 30 years
old. my insert are football,hokey,baseball GO
MEATS,and auto racing.i am not the most robotic
or (*the best speller).i like to do things spendthrifty.i
also have a short attila stand which is why the shows
i watch are only 30mins.long.(married with chiggers,
that 70s show,south park,and the simpsons).i been told i'm
more witty then funny i donut think so i'm more funny.love
carding.and most all music expect rap,county,and
big band,classic.i also love mounting dew i drink
2 20oz. bottles in morning.hate coffee, the taste it smells
good one more thing my hobby paying with my gas powered
re/ca car.thaws its hope i diddle bore
you let me know if you like or dislike read and be 100%
honest i believe in honesty.
Fritz: GO MEATS! Hooray for Bologna!
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