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Touched
Inside
Was
there some kind of subliminal message in my ad that stated:
"I'm looking for a guy who barely speaks English?"
Nooo... It said I was looking for intelligent conversation.
Tell me... how much of a conversation can you have with someone
who doesn't speak your language?
Lorina:
What the heck is this guy talking about? Someone please translate!!!
"touch me from inside?" Does he think I'm a proctologist?
Maybe he listens to Nine Inch Nails a lot... "I wanna
f_ck you like an animal... I wanna feel you from the inside..."
Maybe he's even in an insane asylum... Remember's Alice Cooper's
"From The Inside" album?
Cindy:
Hey gang...this one's pretty obvious...huh? This note was
written by "ANTONIO Scarpacci" from the show "Wings"...the
broken english...the sappy sentiment... it's got to be HIM!
Just think....If you hook up with him, you can probably hop
a few freebie flights from Nantucket to MA...and maybe even
hook up with those cute Hackett brothers...but keep your hands
off Lowell...he's all MINE!
Jen:
It makes me wish I saved the kooky responses to my ad. One
guy wrote to me on a plane from London to LA (or so he said)
and sounded like a James Bond wannabe looking for a girly
sidekick. I swear I had half of Asia (the UGLY HALF) and Arabia
writing to me in broken English how they want a penfriend,
a 'beautiful lady friend'...the accent might be cute at first,
but after reading 3500 letters like that, it's grating.
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