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Sheesh. Could the spelling be any worse? My advice? Don't inhale and respond to personal ads.

From: weedtwo@_______.com
Date: Sun, 3 Oct 1999 16:50:16 -0700
Subject: Well hi there three easy step's!!
In response to: In Three Easy Steps

Hello this is brian and you can read my profile on weedtwo@____ but you'd like to here it here!! so here it goe's.I love to have fun and that mean's (TEASING ) to LOL,very outging,caring man trying to meet that special someone in that rat race of life were no one can slow down and smell the flowers!!.I move here from INDIANA last year were I live on a small farm of 72 acer's and have all the plan's in life to move back there one day !! I want my kid's if I have any!! To have some fun of the county without the worries of the big town,with the small town community that I had when I grew up!! Kid's now aday's don't really care all that much and I really think that start's at home and I really want some time to be with them.So I'v traveled most of the US for my job and now I would really like to do the same with someone that I care about.Most of my friend's say that i'm crazy,but i really like to have fun! like bying a water gun for a picnic and the game begin's!!ok my stat's are 6 foot,140 pound's,bloned hair,blue eyed and YES i get asked this all the time I have pic's!!So if you like what you'v seen so far drop me a line if not good luck hunting!!

Lorina: Ok, so the spelling's atrocious..... and the e-mail address? Well, he MIGHT like dandelions and goldenrod, but I doubt it. And, OMG... he wants to breed. God help us. I hope he doesn't decide to homeschool.

and smell the flowers!!

This guy's sniffing something.. and it's sure not posies!

a small farm of 72 acer's

Acer is brand of computers... I thought they came from a factory, but apparently, they are a crop in Indiana.

ok my stat's are 6 foot,140 pound's

YEESH! That's one BONEY dude! Doesn't he get the munchies?

if not good luck hunting!!

Ok, you KNOW how I feel about that! The old shopping analogy comes into play here... Placing the ad, going to clubs & stuff like that is like going to the mall. You don't really know if you want to buy anything, you're not really sure what you're looking for, but if you see something you really like, and the price is right and it fits, you're not going to pass it up. But that's NOT the same as "hunting."

Fritz: I just became very busy...so I have to make this one short.

I want my kid's if I have any!!

Is this like that old line, "I don't have any kids...well, none that I know of!" This guy is so burnt out it's funny!

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