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When I said I wanted people to give me a REASON to respond, I meant that their response should tell me something about themselves and make me WANT to know them. This dork fell kinda short...

Date: Mon, 13 Sept 1999 14:26:43 -0700
Subject: Hello
In response to: Wit and Sarcasm Out The Wazoo

Reason to respond:

I will light up your life.

End of story.

Lorina: Oh My God! I think this is from Debbie Boone!!! (singing) Youuuuu light up my liiiiiife... You give me hooooope... To carry oooonnnn...

God, I'm embarassed I know so much of that song!

Ya know... Perhaps I'm just living a little better than this guy, but I have stuff like lightbulbs to light up my life. Even in a power outage, I have candles.

Reason not to respond:

The guy's a dumbass.

End of story.

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