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Man
of Few Words
Jen
got a boring one-line "you're neat, write me" response
to her ad. The guy even put her ad description (height/city/interests)
in the subject line, so it's obvious he wrote to everyone,
thinking they'd just hit reply and he'd be able to tell who
was who. But Jen was wise to his little plan...
Jen
said, "Just to be the prick that I am, I removed the
subject line to read "hi" and was short and sweet
myself. Now he'll probably go through guessing "which
one am I?" Heheheh. I'm so evil. I want him to guess."
Hi
Paul,
Thanks
for the note, but you didn't tell me anything about yourself.
What's your story? :-)
Here's his response. He doesn't know what to say. At all.
Because he doesn't know which one I am, and he probably doesn't
want to offend me. What a dope."
Lorina:
Jeez... You even gave him a chance to redeem himself and actually
*tell* you something, and he's still being a man of few words.
If you're going to be a dip and write to more women than you
can keep straight, you deserve the consequences.

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