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Man of Few Words

Jen got a boring one-line "you're neat, write me" response to her ad. The guy even put her ad description (height/city/interests) in the subject line, so it's obvious he wrote to everyone, thinking they'd just hit reply and he'd be able to tell who was who. But Jen was wise to his little plan...

Jen said, "Just to be the prick that I am, I removed the subject line to read "hi" and was short and sweet myself. Now he'll probably go through guessing "which one am I?" Heheheh. I'm so evil. I want him to guess."

Hi Paul,

Thanks for the note, but you didn't tell me anything about yourself. What's your story? :-)


Here's his response. He doesn't know what to say. At all. Because he doesn't know which one I am, and he probably doesn't want to offend me. What a dope.
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In response to: Explore LA Together

Hi- how are you?

I know I read and responded to your profile, but I can't tell just by your email address - what your name is. (sorry about that). So- please write back.

Take care,
Paul

Lorina: Jeez... You even gave him a chance to redeem himself and actually *tell* you something, and he's still being a man of few words. If you're going to be a dip and write to more women than you can keep straight, you deserve the consequences.

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