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Yawn
They're
so frickin' DULL! These guys must not have a clue... Just
saying "I read your ad, write me" will work about
as good as honking your horn at a girl walking down the street.
Do they really think that anyone will respond to this? They
probably don't realize that ads from women sometimes get hundreds
of responses, and that it's impossible to reply to every one.
Heck, I didn't even reply to every one I think is good! So,
why would I reply to the one liners? Why?
Man
of Few Words - What happens when you write them back...
We
Should Meet! - Or maybe not.
Good
or Worse - Let's type as little as possible.
My
Attention - Doesn't realize the importance between
getting and keeping one's attention.
Mistaken
Identity - Either a really lame pick-up attempt, or
this guy once knew my "good" twin.
What
You Want - Thoroughly confused by a personal ad.
Okay
- Here's what happens when you respond to a yawn.
Pic
Happy - A couple of guys more interested in trading
pics than writing an e-mail.
Reading
and Writing - Some don't seem to know they can go
hand in hand.
Whole
Lotta Yawnin' Goin' On - A bunch of "yawns"
too boring to even comment on.
Getting
Grilled - A few misplaced letters can make all the
difference.
Bum
in a Dinghy - Fishy fishy in the brook....
1977
Billboard Hit - A message from Debbie Boone?
What
Is Next? - Puts the "Y" in Yawn.
Nappy
Time! - Tired after reading so much.
Little
Story 'Bout a Man Named Vlad - Yeah, right... I bet
his name was Joe.
How
About... NOT! - You'd THINK they'd give you SOMETHING
to go by!
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