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How About.... NOT!

Oh... great way to get a response. Let the ONLY thing you tell the other person be something they said they DIDN'T want!

Date: Sun, 10 Oct 1999 9:28:09 -0700
Subject: Response.
In response to: In Three Easy Steps

How about someone 10 years older? You might find me interesting. I won't give any specifics, or insights, unless you email me back.

Lorina: Yeah, right! I just can't believe how totally CLUELESS these guys are! I know they probably don't know just HOW MANY responses I got, but you'd THINK they'd give you SOMETHING to go by! YEESH! The ONLY thing I know about him is that he's older than I wanted. Yeah... that's sufficient info to mail him back. I especially like it when they write something like this, then write again and again and again... "Hey, you didn't write me back! Come on, write me!!!" "Oh, ok... at first I just thought you were boring, but now that I see you're boring, pathetic and desperate, well... what are we waiting for!? Let's get married!!!"

Cindy: Well, well, well...as a seasoned professional sales executive...I'll tell you...it's obvious this dude knows nothing about the fine art of marketing..."You might find me interesting"? I know interesting....and if this dude's interesting, he does a good job of keeping it a secret!!

I especially like the "threat" factor....WON'T give any specs UNLESS you mail him back??? Strong words for someone on the asking end..."Oooooooooooo....I better respond to Jerkenstein soon! I don't wanna piss him off!!" Feeling pushed in the first e-mail?? Yeah, that's a turn on!

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