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We
Should Meet
They
just don't get it... In my ad, I had said, "Don't just
tell me we should meet, give me a REASON we should meet."
I think my ad was pretty clear in that I wanted someone to
be interesting and have something in common with me, and not
just feed me lines. Apparently, I was wrong.
These
are all in response to: Wit
And Sarcasm Out The Wazoo
Lorina:
Let me think on that....
No.
Lorina:
That's ALL he wrote.
Lorina:
SEEM intelligent?! Hey,
at least I can SPELL it!
Lorina:
Well... at least he's original.
Although now I'm wondering if those two dots in his smiley
face are eyes, or nostrils.
Fritz:
"...uhm...er...and I'am there spokesmens."
Subject:
3 good reazons why we should meet
Fritz:
Three good what?! Raisins? Like dried grapes?
1.-
You are 26 and you stolle you eyes from somewhere in heaven.
Fritz:
Cliche. Try something original, Romeo.
Lorina:
Try spell check while you're at it, too.
2.-
I am 33, extream atracted to you, and probably the coolest
man on earth.
Fritz:
He's the coolest man on dirt. (Get it? Earth, dirt... nevermind)
Lorina:
So far, things aren't looking good for this guy.
3.-
I know a nice cafe in Tribeca.
Fritz:
"I know a really nice Chucky Cheese
that serves an awesome Sprite. We should meet!"
Lorina:
Eh? I'm counting more than three reasons -- but they're reasons
to avoid him.
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